I really need to stop.

I guess I'm just a faux pa.

Personally, I give it October the tenth.

I think I won.

But it could have been U.

A scatter-brained woman is a passenger on a small plane when the pilot suddenly faints...she frantically calls out a May Day over the radio. "Someone please help...my pilot has passed out and I don't know how to fly this plane!" A voice from the radio responds, "This is Air Traffic Control. I hear you loud and clear. Don't worry, I'll talk you through this and get you back on the ground. Everything will be fine! Can you tell me your height and position?" She replies..."I'm 5'4" and in the front seat."

Alaska

When they arrived they found her slowly coming around.

"A man who lays with another man should be stoned."

• Leviticus 20:13

I nodded, then collapsed on the floor and threw a tantrum.

Doesn't even hold a kindle.

Partner making our kid's lunch. They give me a post-it and ask:"Do you want to write a little message?" I say "Sure!" and I write "A little message." on the post-it.

I got an eye-roll for the ages, and was promptly pointed the door, whilst I cried laughing. It was a good morning.

Maaaaaaaaaay

An esca-sooner

Kurt and Rod

Stoned. Cold. Steve. Austin.

Jesus dyed for our scenes.

Trumpkins.

A cowculator.

Sofishticated.

Because then it would be a foot.

Address!

a HUGE missed steak!

A walkie-talkie