"A man who lays with another man should be stoned."

• Leviticus 20:13

Personally, I give it October the tenth.

A cowculator.

I really need to stop.

I nodded, then collapsed on the floor and threw a tantrum.

When they arrived they found her slowly coming around.

I guess I'm just a faux pa.

Because it's not my cup of tea

An esca-sooner

Right Guard

..may pull leaves.

Lettuce alone with no dressing.

(Actually originally a joke from my grandfather. Probably posted by others a few times but this is in his honor)

Jesus dyed for our scenes.

Partner making our kid's lunch. They give me a post-it and ask:"Do you want to write a little message?" I say "Sure!" and I write "A little message." on the post-it.

I got an eye-roll for the ages, and was promptly pointed the door, whilst I cried laughing. It was a good morning.

Doesn't even hold a kindle.

Alaska

Stoned. Cold. Steve. Austin.

Address!

You push it

Turns out he was a mortician.

a HUGE missed steak!

They just don’t have the right grain.

ICU

Maaaaaaaaaay