r/Seahawks • u/Arbiter17 • 41m ago
Opinion To a supposed Seahawks fan at Angry Goat in Ogden, Utah this past Saturday night:
Dear fan impersonator,
There are very few things in my life going right currently.
My fridge leaked into my entire house and I moved between 5 different Airbnbs with my family in the span of 2 months. My boss is a raging jerk. My dog just badly hurt her leg. The world is in a pretty concerning state on the whole.
But the ONE THING I have in my life right now as an escape is Seahawks fandom and the 12s.
The interconnectedness of being away from my home state and randomly running into other fans is the best. We are one! No matter where I go, I can always count on the Seahawks fandom to pick me up.
Anyway, you had a Seahawks hat on at the bar at Angry Goat and you looked bummed. Maybe you had a rough day too. Maybe your fridge also leaked into your house and you’re moving between five Airbnbs, in which case, damn, I feel ya.
So me, being the dutiful 12 that I am, made eye contact with you on the way out and said, “Go Hawks!!” I was trying to provide you with the same little escape that I rely on.
And what did you do? Nothing. That’s what you did.
You did not say “Go Hawks” back like a normal functioning 12 with at least one brain cell. Nope. You looked at me, kind of rolled your eyes, and gave me a sarcastic thumbs up.
To which my table of friends (rightfully so) died laughing at me after you walked off.
This group has some Bills fans, and they assured me this would NEVER happen with other Bills fans. And you know what? They’re right.
To all the 12s out there: if you are ever, and I mean EVER, wearing anything even TANGENTIALLY related to the Seahawks, you are legally, ethically, morally, contractually required to say “Go Hawks” back. Even if you’re just wearing green or blue. Even if you’re eating skittles.
If you ignore a “Go Hawks,” you will be forever cursed with bad luck for the rest of your life. My already deflated self is now the brunt of group jokes, and “Go Hawks” will now be used against me as a friend-group meme for years.
So, Angry Goat guy, if you’re out there: I’m disappointed in you. Be better!
And to everyone else,
GO HAWKS!!!!!
Sincerely,
A loyal 12