r/whenthe no one cucks like Gaston. You think you have a wife no IT'S MINE 4h ago

No seriously, what the fuck?

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u/KennethLjubkos no one cucks like Gaston. You think you have a wife no IT'S MINE 4h ago

Like, this isn't Cloud. This is just someones local drug dealer right down the street named Jim

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u/Legomarioboy08 Unfunny idiot :3c 4h ago

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u/Sr_Gr green? epic! 3h ago

I can't tell if this movie aged like milk or wine

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u/ResearcherTeknika Fascia hungers. Albina provides. 3h ago

Its nothing but cheap "look at this thing you remember" references over a mediocre plot, which would have sucked for any other adaptation, but was apparently exactly what RPO the book was as well.

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u/Misknator I suck dollars, 10 toes for each 3h ago

Unironically the book actually does it way more. There are entire paragraphs, as in multiple right after each other, talking about nothing but which 80s media the protagonist has seen.

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u/RandomCaveOfMonsters building a dispenser 2h ago

I don't remember the book well, but I'm pretty sure there was an in depth explanation on which order he watches the star wars movies

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u/Misknator I suck dollars, 10 toes for each 2h ago

No I finished reading it last week and I don't remember anything about that. Well it might have been in those paragraphs that I skipped because I couldn't be fucked to read which movies I never heard about a fictional character has seen for 10 whole minutes

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u/kcanimal 48m ago

The constant use of the engrish when talking about Japanese spiderman could have been cut out and I wouldn't have cared

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u/CheapEnd7214 My cortisol’s been low ever since I started killing people! 3h ago

My nerdy ass liked it. Real “Turn off your brain and enjoy old shit” movie, in a good way

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u/Hoeftybag 2h ago

I'm a video game.obsessed dweeb but I cried in the Easter egg speech.

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u/Zestyclose_Remove947 46m ago

It was always ass.

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u/Clen23 3h ago

would have been a 10/10 movie if the uncanny valley wasnt a thing. i suspect it would actually have looked better if they leaned more in the video game style instead of making a weird mashup between cgi and real life.

also some design choices were just plain ugly imo.

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u/Frosthound1 2h ago

Looks like a bad attempt at realistic Jack Frost from Rise of the Guardians

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u/WeirdAssBeings 🍆literally a femboy🏳️‍🌈 4h ago

Like I said in the last post, everybody be looking like either a sex doll, a make up doll, or like they're ready to be put in a coffin for the funeral.

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u/WeltyFern 3h ago

This particular image is apparently just a meme, not what it actually looks like.

Meanwhile Trails in the Sky…

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u/sunstruker brazillian and in absolute panic from the censorship 3h ago

no, this bullshit cant be real

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u/WeltyFern 3h ago edited 3h ago

Okay, since I’m on mobile and the copy-paste on this app is kinda finicky, I can’t really give the link. Sorry!

I will say that a Twitter user named @Hatty__ has a whole video that proves this is real

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u/WeltyFern 3h ago

It’s real. Let me see if I can find the link

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u/sunstruker brazillian and in absolute panic from the censorship 2h ago

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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u/ffbyr49 plaen… 🤤 3h ago

what the fuck am I looking at

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u/Pestilence95 2h ago

Hello Renne

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u/Tight_Grapefruit5280 3h ago

If you have acsess to dlss 5, can you please see what happens when you play undertale with it?

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u/Captain_golf the daily r/whenthe journalist (unemployed) 3h ago

Not undertale but deltarune

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u/IlluminatiIlluminado Never use /s 3h ago

I will be waiting for the Gaster reveal in 7B

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u/KaterDerGestiefelte 2h ago

Hasn't Renne suffered enough.

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u/No_Sympathy9533 3h ago

He looks like some actress but i can't pinpoint who.

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u/needlessly-redundant 1h ago

That’s eminem

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u/Tight_Grapefruit5280 1h ago

yooo that's my favorite candy

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u/Craneteam 2h ago

"one androgynous twink coming up"

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u/nervousmelon 3h ago

This will be final fantasy in 2011

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u/UbajaraMalok 2h ago

It's woke because you can't tell if its a man or a woman. This is a joke

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u/Tight_Grapefruit5280 1h ago

its woke because he's clearly not sleeping in the image

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u/BentSqueegee 4h ago

What street do you live in where local drug dealers look like this?

Also, what's Jim's number?

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u/Tight_Grapefruit5280 2h ago

1234 5678 9012 3456

He's only available on weekends

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u/MadMaxDbz 1m ago

it just looks like hyper realistic cloud i don't get the hoopla

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u/Tight_Grapefruit5280 3h ago edited 3h ago

I like how some ai bros try to defend it by saying "The images you see are bait. They're made by playing with the sliders"

Meanwhile even the "good" examples I see form proAI subs look like someone just ran a screenshot through chatGPT

DLSS 5 is basically those minecraft HD texture packs but for other games

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u/Oxtry Man, gender's hard :( 3h ago

Don't you dare insult my hyperrealistic minecraft cow, those mods at least had some soul to them

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u/Devaluos 3h ago

The soul of a pedophile maybe

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u/FlamboyantGamer427 3h ago

Bait used to be well crafted

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u/AliciaTries 2h ago

And well mined

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u/RevolutionOld6197 1h ago

"First we mine, then we craft" 🗣🗣🗣

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u/Tight_Grapefruit5280 1h ago

"You're supposed to be the hero, brian!"

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u/Pear_ed they highlighted the flair, rattle 'em, boys! 42m ago

“Hmm… I’m thinking I like that name..”

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u/Bitter_Position791 pee poo head — mod note 32m ago

ppl be seeing a joke and call it bait

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u/kegknow 1h ago

everyone is downvoting but I actually laughed so you get my support

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u/Devaluos 40m ago

It was meant to be an obvious joke about Minecraft and pedophiles, honestly it’s funnier how serious people are taking it

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u/AliciaTries 25m ago

I think people are just burnt out on pedophile jokes to a degree

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u/Oxtry Man, gender's hard :( 21m ago

But the joke has always been minecraft youtubers being pedophiles, just randomly saying "haha pedophile, cuz minecraft" makes no sense

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u/__AriaL__ 2h ago

This is graphics in 2026

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u/SouthernAd2853 2h ago

I saw official advertisements for the capabilities and it looked like shit.

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u/CatherineL1031 33m ago

This will be

Be Minecraft in

In 2015

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u/qbmax 23m ago

Processing img ohg4gtu2wymh1...

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u/Luke92612_ 0m ago

I love hyper realistic Minecraft cow

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u/randomname560 OoOo BLUE 3h ago

Don't forget that DLSS 5 is supposed to make games both look and run better

Not only do they all look like shit, but DLSS 5 makes them run significantly worse

Like, 120fps to 30 fps levels of worse

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u/Craneteam 2h ago

The graphics card has to render, or at least partially render the frame. The the llm looks at it and says " that's nice but..." and sends it's update. Then your graphics card finishes rendering or renders a new frame.

It's adding middle management to your game

There's a reason that the announcement video had sever distortions and artefacting on moving faces in the soccer portion

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u/Kermit-the-Frog_ who's cooking tonight 1h ago

There is nothing to do with an LLM in DLSS 5. I know not everyone here thinks that is the case, but that's a really silly preconception a lot of people are basing their arguments on about AI more generally.

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u/Raindiant 1h ago

Because thanks to marketing and misunderstanding terms: Algorithm = AI = LLM.

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u/Kermit-the-Frog_ who's cooking tonight 1h ago edited 1h ago

In most cases such as this one I wouldn't even call it misunderstaning terms. It's just a preconceived notion produced from zero topical understanding and being about as uninformed as one can possibly be about the subject before talking about it. It takes less than a minute to Google and learn some of the ways AI is not limited to LLMs, which are just glorified text autocomplete, and it takes less than 15 seconds to Google and learn that DLSS 5 doesn't use that at all.

As a professional that is aware of most of the nuance and agrees with most of the criticisms, AI discourse online is fucking exhausting. No, AlphaFold, the AI model that has enabled us to predict hundreds of millions of new protein structures and literally save lives, is not the same thing as the chatbots that help you cheat on your take-home assignments. And by the way, your professors can almost always tell.

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u/UbajaraMalok 1h ago

No, it's supposed to make the development of games cheaper, like all AI.

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u/PowerPlaidPlays 3h ago

Putting aside the ones where people cranked it way past reasonable settings, tbh I'm just kinda underwhelmed by it. A lot of the time it just ups the contrast and sharpness, and adds some extra random shadows or highlights. It's like a visual version of FL Studio's "Soundgoodizer", just doing random tweaks that usually get people to go "that looks better" in an A/B test, but when playing the actual game normally you won't really notice.

It seems like a thing where in a few years when they get it to stop fucking with character faces, and it's being put on games that from the ground up where it's being considered from the start, it would offer some minor improvements, but the cost needed to actually be able to do it seems not really worth it. Just adjust your TV's contrast.

As it is right now, even if you can get something looking decent it just makes the kinda janky game animations look even worse. When it "looks like a video game", that stuff sticks out less.

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u/Tight_Grapefruit5280 2h ago

this is honestly the only example I've seen that doesn't look like an screenshot ran thorugh chatGPT and even then, this just looks like the same image but in a higher resolution.

DLSS 5 has a thing where it either changes nothing or makes the game look like an AI generated video. It honestly would be better if we just tried to make games look better naturally instead of trying to force an AI layer between them

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u/PowerPlaidPlays 2h ago

Yeah, from what I've seen it ether is not making much of a meaningful difference, or it just is trying to shove everything into the same generic GenAI realistic look. I saw another person theorize that it's going to lead to a bump in games pushing "hyper-realism", but then we are going to hit a wall where all of the AAA games look exactly the same, and to stand out games are going to get more stylized which so far this does not seem like it would help much with.

Any of the improvements are things that can just be done in-engine on similarly expensive hardware, from what I've seen DLSS5 takes a lot of power to run and can hit framerates hard so it's not like it's an alternative to the other expensive hardware.

I think overall it's kinda funny how when used subtly and thoughtfully *it's not bad*, but a subtle minor improvement is not going to be effective in marketing expensive hardware so they can recoup the pile of money burned to develop it.

If it were not for screenshots like this, it would probably not get much attention.

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u/PowerPlaidPlays 2h ago

Faces are one of the worst aspects of it, it ether makes them more shiny but *whatever*, or looks awful and just can't deal with any level of stylized art.

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u/PowerPlaidPlays 2h ago

Other than that when somewhat reasonably applied, it tends to do mild color corrections, and just adds shadows. tbh If it were not for the slopifyed faces it's kinda boring.

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u/Tight_Grapefruit5280 2h ago

basically this but unironically

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u/PowerPlaidPlays 2h ago

That said, the slopified graphics are *something*.

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u/Fr00stee 2h ago

mario's gloves look way too detailed now

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u/oncemorewithpheline 24m ago

It’s a dirty filter

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u/Timmy-0518 9m ago

That’s straight up a different skin tone

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u/Fr00stee 2h ago

the only time it looked good was when someone applied it to gta 4 and it added extra reflections and detail to textures plus improved the lighting. Basically the only good use for this tech is to essentially "remaster" old games at the cost of fps.

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u/SAFIS-Y 2h ago

It makes characters look old lmao

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u/Tight_Grapefruit5280 2h ago

They went to the beach that makes you old

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u/MrAuster 3h ago edited 1h ago

Me trying to understand why there's people gaslighting themselves into thinking that making everything look like a depressing indie film about how bad is war, it's actually, a graphic update:

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u/L0tum 16m ago

Dude I WISH it did that what it actually does is give everyone the face and make-up of a porn star 😭🙏🏽

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u/M1liumnir 2h ago

I feel like the leak is a psyop to try and gather an "organic" following around it, everytime I see an image of it, it looks like genuine dogshit and then there are people underneath defending it saying the exact same thing everytime "it's actually a huge leap for graphic technology".

I refuse to believe these people are real so I'm just going to act like the leak is a psyop and the people defending it are just astroturfing.

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u/Richard_Feeler 1h ago

Its a huge leap alright. A leap directly into a pile of shit

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u/Tight_Grapefruit5280 1h ago

I saw someone say "If this is the future of gaming then turn the clock back"

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u/untakenu 3h ago

They all look like cosplayers

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u/Maximum_Dragon 2h ago

Honestly think the amount of praise it's getting in some gaming subs is astroturfed. Like, multiple posts in different subs, with a similar amount of upvotes and similar praise.

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u/Spicymeymeys420 2h ago

The only games it seems to improve the graphics on is the heavily asset flipped ue5 engine games that just doesn't have a design to begin with. and fans of those games are already annoying to begin with.

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u/slim1shaney [REDACTED] 3h ago

Yeah it's honestly terrible, and so many people seem genuinely impressed by it. r/beamng and r/trucksim are obsessed right now and it's pissing me off

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u/Bnmbvcz i changed it hahahahahahhahahahahahaha 1h ago

Literally one post on beamng and it's asking people for their opinions bro calm down they aren't going break into ur house and force you to use it

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u/slim1shaney [REDACTED] 1h ago

I've seen at least a dozen at this point, it's fucking obnoxious

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u/Bnmbvcz i changed it hahahahahahhahahahahahaha 1h ago

There's 8 and most are downwoted, it's something new and people want to try it

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u/samantha_sp HASBRO, MAKE A NEW PRIME UNIVERSE PREDAKING AND MY LIFE IS YOURS 1h ago

I saw it being used in genshin and it deadass made the game look like those sfm porn animations with realistic shading

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u/tumblerrjin 1h ago

Built on AI

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u/Rainy_Wavey 3h ago

I don't think game execs realize that the next generation of gamers give zero shit about graphical fidelity, the next generation of gamers is being trained by Minecraft, Roblox and Fortnite on what they should expect and experience, this run for hyper hyperfidelity, now with this instagram filter just shows the shortcommings of such imbecile decision making

I want videogames to still look like games, imagine if they did this shit to anime, like "oh now you can watch Jujutsu Kaisen with the hyper realistic filter" as if that's why people watch anime

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u/Bnmbvcz i changed it hahahahahahhahahahahahaha 1h ago

It adds contact shadows in older games and "enhances" the face, it's way less noticeable for side characters and it makes them the same quality as the main character before dlss5. I didn't tweak anything so it removed the filter which some people don't like (i like the orange filter from before tho)

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u/AnExistingLad penis 8m ago

nvidia is still going through with that shit?

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u/MysteriousB 1h ago

DLSS 5 is going to be shoved into as many games as possible so Nvidia can continue cashing in

They're going to start selling cloud gaming again where you can't even turn that shite off atp

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u/boredandemptyinside 3h ago

If an art piece is finished, then why do they call it a painting

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u/Mllns 43m ago

It was a leak used in games it wasn't supposed to, what did you expect? The game where the leak came from looks impressive with DLSS5.

It's going to be another feature that redditors bitch about for a year and then it will become the standard like the original DLSS

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u/Bowdash 9m ago

You sound so confident. Surely, you checked hardware requirements for that. There's no way you didn't, right?

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u/Firecracker048 3h ago

Dlss 5 looks good in the NBA 2k27 preview. But that's been about it for where it looks good

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u/Sunfurian_Zm 3h ago edited 2h ago

*Uses realism filter for game that doesn't strive for realism* "Wow this looks so bad! How can anyone like this in literally any context?"

Edit: Oh i forgot this sub is part of the strict "blind AI hate" side of reddit, don't mind me then. Uhm... AI is stealing our oceans!!!! or smth

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u/Tight_Grapefruit5280 3h ago

even when its used for games like gta which tries to be realistic, it just ends up looking like a screenshot ran through chatGPT

And besides, why would you want literally every game you play to look like an AI generated video?

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u/DependableTuna 3h ago

Because it literally IS just running every frame of a game through the chatbot, that's why it looks like this.

People shouldn't be surprised that the fuckass plagiarism machine produces shitty plagiarism-style output.

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u/Kermit-the-Frog_ who's cooking tonight 1h ago

There is nothing to do with a chatbot in DLSS 5. I know not everyone here thinks that is the case, but that's a really silly preconception a lot of people are basing their arguments on about AI more generally.

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u/ImpracticalApple 2h ago

It looks like shit even on games that go for realism in the character models like RE9.

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u/Dark_Dragon117 3h ago

Some examples are really bad, but ngl in others it rrally doesn't look that much different than any other Reshade filter.

In FF14 it really doesn't change that much, though there are pictures floating around that show some bad examples.

From my experience using the mod tho...not that bad tbh.

It's inconsistent tho for sure.

Tho honestly I doubt it's actually changing much to begin with and it's moreso that most games aren't made with this kind of realism in mind. The charackter faces would need to be build around DLSS 5 to make it look much better, but that would be the worst outcome imo since at that point games would require it.

To me DLSS 5 should really only be like the current mod, a tool for players to change a games look to their liking like with existing mods or Reshade filters.

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u/Tight_Grapefruit5280 3h ago

The problem is that DLSS 5 is basically being pushed as "the future of gaming" by nvidia. Lets be honest here, wouldn't a company spending millions on this also try to push game companies to rely on it?

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u/entitaneo70_pacifist mysterious incomprehensible text 3h ago

ok but why would you use the thing? it drops the performance of the game by a LOT, ruins any semblance of artstyle in the game and just looks bad

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u/Think_Law_7820 2h ago

People who called clair obscur ai slop for like 3 assets suddenly don't mind ai slop

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u/Slow___Learner 1h ago

not a single person i've seen likes this shit what are you talking about

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u/Think_Law_7820 1h ago

Don't go on Tik Tok every 3rd comment is about how this looks fire

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u/Slow___Learner 1h ago

person, not engagement bot

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u/SirMetaKnight82 rip emoji lord 1h ago

goomba fallacy