Hello Melbourne,

Just moved down and looking to get into a sport, I’ve grown up playing rugby league but after a few searches seems that doesn’t exist down here.

I would be willing to give afl a crack and become the AFL equivalent of Cameron smith, perhaps in a competition that doesn’t take it too seriously?

Can anybody point me in the right direction!

I'm thinking of getting an electric scooter but just wondering if people are OK if I bring it into the buses and trams. I get to work taking the bus and tram and have never seen anyone bringing in an electric scooter so is that even allowed?

It would be convenient to take it on the bus/tram, get off the stop and zip it to the office, which would otherwise take me abt 15 min walk.

Can anyone recommend a female rheumatologist who has great bedside manner and isn’t going to gaslight me? Around the north or inner north preferably but will travel! Bonus points if they specialize in chronic pain.

Heard a massive bang around 10pm tonight but ignored it because, well, Melbourne.

Went outside later at 11pm to get something from the car and found this trolley blocking our driveway and part of the street.

Apparently someone near the shopping centre decided to strap two old cabinets onto a tiny Coles trolley with ratchet straps and take it for a joyride down our street. Inside were 2 stickers saying “Love 66”, 4 large Allen keys and some sort of plastic pipe (hookah/siphoning pipe? Who knows).

My dad and I had to drag the whole thing up the street and leave it on the walkway where it couldn’t roll/blow back onto the road. There used to be a trolley bay there, so seemed like the safest option.

Dad gets up at 5am for work, I get up at 6am, so needless to say we’re both not thrilled (particularly funny given Dad is a cabinet maker).

We constantly have abandoned Coles/Woolies trolleys around here. Is this worth reporting to council/Coles, or do we just accept that trolley hooliganism is part of living near a shopping centre?

Also slightly concerned someone could’ve driven into it tonight if we hadn’t moved it.

Anyone smell CRAZY bad sulphur in the CBD? Had been at a wine bar with a friend for three hours when we started smelling sulphur. ~~Cue the fart jokes~~ but seriously, anyone else notice it too?

Hey y'all!

My sister needs some help, she can't post because new account stuff, but here's her summary:

I'm 32y and have struggled with hairdressers all my life. Usually good at masking, but something about being placed in front of a mirror and realising how awkward and fat I look just makes talking extremely difficult for me. The small talk feels like torture and have just had bad experiences with hairdressers telling me how quiet I am, which makes me want to crawl into a hole and makes talking even more difficult. I also have a hearing loss and find it difficult to hear when people are talking to me in a noisy environment with my hearing aids out (which they will be during the appointment).

I've never professionally coloured my hair before, so have no idea what to book when looking at online booking pages. I have used 2-3 box dyes in my life, but essentially just to cover my greys. As I'm getting more greys now, looking to get it professionally coloured as I don't think I do a very good job. I'm also in desperate need of a good cut and re-style as my fear of hairdressers has made me avoid them for years. I'm now looking very pentecostal with long unstyled hair down to my waist/bum.

I'm looking to get a good chop (1/3 -1/2 length off), curtain bangs/short face-framing layers and an all over dye/colour in a very dark espresso brunette shade. My hair is naturally very dark already, but I want it all to be the same shade.

Hoping to find an understanding and nice hairdresser that can accommodate me and isn't too demanding when it comes to talking. Fairly open to location, but I'm based in the West side. Preferably online booking as well, though again not exactly sure what to book for!

Any recommendations very appreciated!

lygon st Italian restaurants are a joke and after visiting the area countless times over the last 15 years I’m yet to eat at one that’s not packet ravioli and total shit. I love proper Italian food and would be keen to know if anyone knows of a genuinely good place on lygon that serves actual good food

My neighbour, let's call him M, drives the wrong way up our street (a one-way street) either on his motorcycle or car on an almost daily basis. He does this because his property is situated two doors up from a side street which he uses to get to the main highway a short distance away. Basically, he is driving up the one-way street (illegally) and then going into the side street.

I have witnessed him almost get into a collision multiple times, and he seems to have no intention of stopping despite me querying him on the matter.

How can I prevent this from happening? I am concerned I, a member of my family, or someone else is going to get into an accident with him because of this.

ok, so you have a couple family members coming to visit Melbourne from overseas, they will be taking the fam out for lunch (including 3 year old). they will be paying and cost is not a concern. all they’ve said is Asian food, where are you taking them? not looking especially for a 3 year old friendly place, lunch is more chill and this kid can generally sit happily with toys but obviously not the trendiest most hectic place

Hey everyone, I know there’s nothing that anyone who’s not involved in this situation can probably shed much light on with any certainty. But I’d love to know if anyone has had a similar experience/if this is considered normal? My best friend’s das has been in the Alfred for the past few weeks in the end stages of cancer. On Thursday she was told he had 3-4 months left to live, and that they were setting in motion the process of moving him into palliative care (still in the Alfred). Then on Sunday they said he actually only has weeks to live and that they were still working on getting him a place in palliative care. Yesterday they said he actually could die any day and they would imminently be moving him to palliative care. This morning they said they’d be moving him to palliative care today but that he might not even make it into palliative care. He’s now actively dying, expected to die any moment, and they still haven’t gotten him into palliative care. They’ve now cleared out a procedure room for my friend to have privacy with him in what are presumed to be his last hours. I totally understand that our entire hospital system is under strain and palliative care beds aren’t necessarily abundant, but how can it be that one of our supposedly best public hospitals can’t even find a proper place for someone to die and receive the appropriate care required during the dying process? Is this normal and simply to be expected with the way the hospital system works?

In the new construction on the eastern freeway there seems to be many new cameras pop up on poles with blue and white lights flashing and they also seem to have little dome cameras with them.

Why the flashing lights and what are they detecting? Phone usage, traffic conditions, speeding, construction progress?

Hey everyone! I’m looking for a personal trainer who can do sessions at an Anytime Fitness location in Abbotsford, Richmond or Malvern.

If you’re a PT who trains at any of these locations, or you have someone you’d recommend, feel free to comment or DM me with your rates and availability.

Thanks

Is this the slowest upgrade in history? I swear they have been being upgraded for years at this point…

I see this little white thing pop up while waiting for my train at Southern Cross.

Any ideas. Funny is okay for a laugh but id like the honest answer too.

Hi Melbourne fam, seeking a room with a bar for 40-60 people in the CBD or inner city (Richmond/Fitzroy/Collingwood/South Yarra/Prahran etc) that will allow a DJ. It's a mostly hard-partying crowd so preference is to contain the damage to a private room!

Having a bit of trouble finding a good mid-sized spot. Most places I've looked at are either sprawling (100-plus guests) or a bit tight. Was looking at Polly in Fitzroy upstairs but it's unfortunately booked out. Have short-listed the downstairs Vault at Caz Reitops' DS but it looks a bit claustrophic. Grace Darling's downstairs room also looks OK but a bit bland.

Thanks for sharing any ideas.

Rounding up a handful of things happening around the city this week, mostly kid friendly and low key.

Lightning McQueen is making an appearance at Westfield Fountain Gate on September 1, good one if you've got little ones who are obsessed. Melbourne Museum also has Tiny Tours running the same day for the younger crowd.

If you're after something for the adults, Fjällräven Melbourne is running a Spring Swap on September 1, and Royal Botanic Gardens Melbourne has National Wattle Day Walks that day too, honestly a nice excuse to get outside as the weather turns. There's also a Treaty Webinar for Allies from First Peoples' Assembly if that's of interest.

Full list here: https://ma.to/events/melbourne?utm_source=reddit&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=mato_event_sync&utm_content=melbourne

I cant even remember when I went to the aquarium as a child but if anyone has been there recently and remembers whether it was colder or warmer than outside it would be really helpful. Its going to be 15° and rain but I dont want to be sweating carrying a toddler around if its hot inside or not dress my daughter warm enough if its freezing inside

Thank you

EDIT: thank you all for your quick answers. woohoo now i know!!

baby’ on board sticker on a car but that ain’t a baby